{"id":32,"date":"2006-04-11T00:42:00","date_gmt":"2006-04-11T07:42:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kleptones.com\/blog\/?p=32"},"modified":"2006-09-14T23:37:25","modified_gmt":"2006-09-14T22:37:25","slug":"ill-be-waiting-here-with-my-arms-unfurled","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kleptones.com\/blog\/2006\/04\/11\/ill-be-waiting-here-with-my-arms-unfurled\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;ll be waiting here, with my arms unfurled&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well, maybe not literally. Chances are my arms will have furled right back by then, and I&#8217;ll be asleep, but I wanted to change the top-post so it wasn&#8217;t so moody as the one below, as, thanks to Alex&#8217;s comment on the last post (cheers, El Duderino), we&#8217;ve just realised we&#8217;ve been linked on the Blogger homepage.<\/p>\n<p>Shit, I thought we had a bunch of <em>really chatty readers<\/em> all of a sudden.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, as this is kind of a functional blog, more than a chatty, you&#8217;ll never guess what I saw today blog, or a you&#8217;ll never guess what I found on the net today blog, or a pay attention and listen to me and my opinions you assholes sort of blog, that I should skim up a introduction \/ reminder for you new free-clicking people.<\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;re The Kleptones. We live <a href=\"http:\/\/www.kleptones.com\">here<\/a> and we make new sounds out of other people&#8217;s old sounds. Sorta. Kind of like <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bbc.co.uk\/totp2\/features\/wallpaper\/images\/1024\/the_wombles.jpg\">The Wombles<\/a> do with trash, but better and infinitely more listenable. There&#8217;s tons of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.kleptones.com\/pages\/downloads.html\">downloads<\/a> and stuff. You&#8217;ll probably hate it, but you will undoubtedly know someone who will be blown away when you send them the link, and will forever think of you as a zeitgeist surfer deluxe. Really.<\/p>\n<p>Thanks for stopping by, anyway, Mum, and I&#8217;ll ring you tomorrow, promise.<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, maybe not literally. Chances are my arms will have furled right back by then, and I&#8217;ll be asleep, but I wanted to change the top-post so it wasn&#8217;t so moody as the one below, as, thanks to Alex&#8217;s comment on the last post (cheers, El Duderino), we&#8217;ve just realised we&#8217;ve been linked on the [&hellip;]<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-32","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-web-commentary"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kleptones.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kleptones.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kleptones.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kleptones.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kleptones.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=32"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kleptones.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kleptones.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=32"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kleptones.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=32"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kleptones.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=32"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}